"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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