S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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