If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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