I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
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