We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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