so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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