So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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