WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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