1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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