You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
