So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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