2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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