i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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