Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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