I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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