The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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