Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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