i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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