I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
So squirting runs in the family.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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