I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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