Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
is that a dick in a sweater?
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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