Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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