Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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