I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Dicks are not precious.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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