420 ftw
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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