How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
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