i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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