I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
