If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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