2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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