what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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