Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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