I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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