What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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