your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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