we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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