I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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