that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Randomize
