i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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