i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I'm having to shit out rocks
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