I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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