normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
