yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
