Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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