I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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