It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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