I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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