we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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