Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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