Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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