i permit you to call me
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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