am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
