Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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