I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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