bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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