he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
