Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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