the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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