If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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