I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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